You make a funny.
>If the above assumptions are correct, can we expect
>the release of some sort of free energy device in 1999.
No.
>If released in what form and where might one look for it
>(am also assuming it would not be released directly).
None.
>Maybe not free energy but highly efficient, inexpensive
>generator?
Never.
>Any thoughts or comments appreciated....steven opelc
>From: Moody, Carla A
>Sent: Thursday, October 22, 1998 3:13 PM
>To: FAC Staff
>Subject: FW: Year 2000
>Importance: High
>Sensitivity: Confidential
>
> OK, I know we are all busy, but at least this might make the load
>lighter for a minute or two...
>
>PLEASE POST IN A CONSPICUOUS LOCATION
>
>
> To: All Appropriate Personnel
> Subject: Y2K Problem Solved
>
>Corporate has defined a lower cost alternative for Desktop conversions
> that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue:
>
>The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999.
>Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
>
>There are many sound reasons for doing this:
> 1. No Y2K problems
> 2. No technical glitches, keeping work from being done.
> 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
> 4. Substantial hardware cost savings.
>
>Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
> Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
> the screen. What do I do?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I create a New Document window?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
> Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
> A: Don't shake it
>
>