8 Basic Winner and Loser scripts by Robert Anton Wilson (Illuminati Papers)
| Circuit | The Eight Basic Loser Scripts | The Eight Basic Winner Scripts |
| Biosurvival | "I don't know how to defend myself." |
"I will live forever, or die trying." |
| Emotional-territorial |
"They all intimidate me." |
"I am free; you are free; we can have our separate trips or we can have the same trip." |
| Semantic |
"I can't solve my problems." |
"I am learning more about everything, including how to learn more." |
| Sociosexual |
"Everything I like is illegal, immoral, or fattening." |
"Love and do what thou wilt " |
| Neurosomatic | "I can't help the way I feel." |
"How I feel depends on my neurological know how." |
| Metaprogramming | "Why do I have such lousy luck?" |
"I make my own coincidences, synchronicities, luck, and Destiny." |
| Neurogenetic | "Evolution is blind and "impersonal." |
"Future evolution depends on my decisions now." |
| Neuroatomic |
"I'm not psychic, and I doubt that anyone is." |
"In the province of the mind, what is believed true is true, or becomes true within limits to be learned by experience and experiment." (Dr. John Lilly) |