the following is how cows (and pigs) should be genetically modified to produce meat far cheaper:
Another Krieg dream
background:  currently, there is animal produced food either from killing the animal or from reproductive by products.  I consider reproductive by products to be eggs (a chicken can produce many times it’s weight in consumable food via egg production rather than meat.
I propose making the following genetic adaptations to cows (equally applicable to pigs)
1. firstly, the cow would backup to a right rear conveyor belt to defecate and then stomp it’s hoof 3 times.
2. The cow would bump it’s front hoof 3 times and make a 300 hz 2 second noise every 2 minutes when it is truly hungry.
3. The output of the cow would be programmed in the following way:
· a 5000 hz tone would cause all cows to back up to their toilets and let loose
· a 6000 hz tone would cause the cow to produce leaner meat,
· make them go home, signal them to become reproductively fertile for a male or female offspring
· produce a parthanogenic clone
Only the female version of the animal would be grown in large quantity.  It’s main role would be to process low grade bio waste (clipped grass, news paper, collected leaves, ground up branches, yard waste or discarded farm products like corn stalks, etc.  If the animal would have to defecate in a field, it would sniff out to find the least nourished area of ground, make a trench with it’s hoof, plant the waste in the trench and then cover over the waste (when the ground would be smooth after this, it’s pleasure center would be activated.  All animals would be deathly afraid of walking on asphalt surfaces or going near cars.  The pig version would graze down rows of corn, only eating the useless lower leaves which get no light.  It would eat any weed except trodden down inedible weeds.  It would only "work" one complete corn row at a time and completely harvest it before starting another.  When done with a row, it would mark both ends with urine to signal other pigs not to waste their time.
The cow would have the following mechanisms to report it’s status:
· report pain in a specified body area
· report constipation, dry mouth, insufficient water, activated immune system
· report food birthing to rear conveyor)
· constant status would be indicated by relative flushness in a number of fixed position spots on the face:  overall health, stress,

Note: This would have the advantage of being politically correct.  The animals could have the pleasure receptors of their brains stimulated for half the time.  The other PC thing about this is that the animals would plant their own waste in fields so it would not have to be treated.  They would weed fields (fertilizing where needed) to eliminate the need for application of pesticides.  They’d only eat weeds or food from a trough, or lower useless leaves of plants so as not to cause trouble.  They would happily where "spike hoof adapters" so that their walking through fields would aerate the ground.  The meat from these animals could satisfy Buddhists and Hindus since there would be no killing of animals to get the meat (in fact the animals could be happier than any creature to have ever lived on earth).  The animal would run to food storage conveyors every 2 days to "birth" a meat log.  The meat log would be kind of embryo which would be only muscle with no extra bone what so ever.  A farm could have a machine that on one side, conveyors in a log from an
animal, washes it, and stores it cold, on the other side, a consumer could insert a credit card to buy it. The animal would know how to drink from a hose adapter which could be easily fit to any pipe and would never drink from dirty water.  A suburban version would cross streets only after looking both ways and have a better ability to get home - it would not eat any material which had mulch near by.   When you buy one of these, it could only produce a fixed number of in fertile young based on your payment, in this way, the engineers of the technology could make sure the life form did not spread with out them getting royalties (fur pigmentation patterns would indicate number of "children clones allowed and remaining").  This animal could produce food at 1 tenth the effort, 1 quarter the food cost, and 1 half the pollution output.  It would be designed to carry enough extra fat to be happy if no food were available for a week.  It’s behavior would cause nearby crop yields to rise dramatically.  It’s meat production would be tons over it’s life and at a far lower cost per pound.  When you raise an animal today, you are mostly making skin, brain, fat, bones, fur and stuff like that.  Once ones of these animals is alive, it doesn’t grow - it just puts the vast majority of it’s nutrients in producing meat available for shipping.  If the animal were sick, it would automatically drop any food rolls into it’s waste receptacle. The roll  need only be washed, wrapped and kept cool until consumption.  Complicated animal loading, shipping, killing., butchering, processing would all be gone.  A family with an acre of ground could get it’s own meat.  Version of cows and pigs would come in sizes from 100 lb. all the way up to 10 ton high capacity versions.  Special versions would be able to consume general yard waste and know how to keep a yard well manicured.  "power" versions of the creature could pull carts or farm equipment or even ride a human at slower speeds.  Later low maintenance versions could have their fur exude an insect repellent and grow thick coats during a winter.  Of course other adaptations (easily