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There
is also the paradox of the man who is his own mother. (My apologies to
science fiction writer Robert Heinlein.) “Jane” is left at an orphanage as a
foundling. When “Jane” is a teenager, she falls in love with a drifter, who
abandons her but leaves her pregnant. Then disaster strikes. She almost dies
giving birth to a baby girl, who is then mysteriously kidnapped. The doctors
find that Jane is bleeding badly, but, oddly enough, has both sex organs. So,
to save her life, the doctors convert “Jane” to “Jim.”
“Jim” subsequently
becomes a roaring drunk, until he meets a friendly bartender (actually a
time traveler in disguise) who wisks “Jim” way back into the past. “Jim”
meets a beautiful teenage girl, then accidentally gets her pregnant with a
baby girl. Out of guilt, he kidnaps the baby girl and drops her off at the
orphanage. Later, “Jim” joins the time travelers corps, leads a
distinguished life, and has one last dream: to disguise himself as a
bartender to meet a certain drunk named “Jim” in the past. So, who is
“Jane’s” mother, father, brother, sister, grandfather, grandmother, and
grandchild? |
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