Next thing you know, we'll be seeing $19.95 reports showing how you
can "grow your own batteries".. I'm sure a lot of you have seen those
"potato clocks", right? There's some web page I've seen that shows
a voltage being measured across a hot pepper and various other
fruits & vegetables.. cool stuff. but not worth $20. haha.
ttyl
-Steve
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