Has anyone had a real itchy LEFT palm that just had to be scratched,
and within 48 hours after the event, received money?
Also, within 48 hours after an itchy RIGHT palm, you had to PAY OUT
money to someone!
Also, have you ever woken up to discover that the socks you took off
before climbing into the fartsack, were not on the floor beside the
bed where you dropped them? It happens all the time!
(damn dog steals them and puts them in the bathtub!)
(REAL biasing event!)
<Dave>
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