One day at a busy airport, the passengers who bought tickets for
the new "SUPER CHEAP ECONOMY AIR FAIR", were waiting for the pilots
to show up.
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and
begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both
appeared to be BLIND!
The pilot was using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and
left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot was using a
guide dog.
At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some
sort of joke.
After a few minutes the engines start reving up and the airplane
starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other
with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking
desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin
panicing. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer
and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and
more hysterical.
Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left,
there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone
screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns
to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't
going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"
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